Friday, November 17, 2006

She replies once again.




Dear Scott !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Large thanks for your new message for me, as you already to know that for me always it it is very interesting. I wanted to say to you one important thing. Concerning that that I to think concerning the relations in general. I to try find the man with whom I could to connect the future to the help Internet. At first I do not think what is it good idea, as the girlfriend to speak me what is it really. I to try to do it and to meet there you. To me to seem what is it it is very fascinating so to communicate with the man. Today I to think what for I to communicate with you and what for to me our acquaintance is necessary. All this is made to find for itself the husband. I thought above that all what is it would be wonderful if at me to turn out. Now after all these reflections at me to appear to you a question, whether on the business you so seriously to concern to me? What you to search, you to have the same desire as well as I? I to ask you it only because to me the friend and I to try is not necessary simply find the man with whom I could be is happy. You want it also whether or not? If yes, I shall think further of our relations and to do all that we could get acquainted as it is possible closer, as it really is interesting to me and I think what is it could to give the results in the future. You to understand about what I to speak you? It is interesting to me to know more concerning your life. That it is pleasant to you and what you to not like? I think that everyone, even the triviality will be interesting to me. If to you will be not so difficultly I would like that you to tell to me about your last love? Please with me be honour, as it is very important for me. I shall give also you all letters from all my heart. I shall think of you and with the large impatience to wait your new letter. Your Natalya.

3 comments:

Melissa said...

Huh. I can honestly say that I didn't understand a single sentence. Is it possible that in Russia blondes are actually smarter than brunettes - because it seems like the longer her roots get, the dumber she becomes. On the other hand - pretty HOT photos. Do you think she always stands like that - oooh, it could be a medical condition - look into that before taking this any further.

Anonymous said...

My Russian is a bit rusty, but I thought I'd take a stab at translating her missive for you.


“Dear Scott,”

Self-explanatory.

“Large thanks for your new message for me, as you already to know that for me always it it is very interesting.”

Thanks a bunch for writing; you always write the most interesting things.

“I wanted to say to you one important thing. Concerning that that I to think concerning the relations in general.”

Relationships are important, and I’d like to talk to you about ours.

“I to try find the man with whom I could to connect the future to the help Internet. At first I do not think what is it good idea, as the girlfriend to speak me what is it really. I to try to do it and to meet there you.”

I’m using the Internet in an attempt at finding a husband. I wasn’t sure this was such a great idea at first – especially after my friend expressed her concerns about it – but in desperation I tried it anyway in the hopes of finding a man like you.

“To me to seem what is it it is very fascinating so to communicate with the man.”

It’s fascinating talking to guys this way.

“Today I to think what for I to communicate with you and what for to me our acquaintance is necessary. All this is made to find for itself the husband. I thought above that all what is it would be wonderful if at me to turn out.”

Today my mind is pondering which topics of discussion would be best for moving this relationship along because, really, that’s what this is all about. If it works I’ll be thrilled.

“Now after all these reflections at me to appear to you a question, whether on the business you so seriously to concern to me? What you to search, you to have the same desire as well as I?”

But maybe that’s just me. What are you looking for in our relationship?

“I to ask you it only because to me the friend and I to try is not necessary simply find the man with whom I could be is happy. You want it also whether or not?”

Please don’t think I’m too forward; I’m just trying to find happiness. Is that what you want as well?

“If yes, I shall think further of our relations and to do all that we could get acquainted as it is possible closer, as it really is interesting to me and I think what is it could to give the results in the future.”

If we’re after the same thing I’ll try to think of more ways we can come to know each other better; I’m excited to think of the possibilities.

“You to understand about what I to speak you?”

Have I made any sense?

“It is interesting to me to know more concerning your life. That it is pleasant to you and what you to not like? I think that everyone, even the triviality will be interesting to me.”

I’d like to know more about you. What do you like about your life? What do you not like? Please don’t spare me the details.

“If to you will be not so difficultly I would like that you to tell to me about your last love?”

If it doesn’t put you in a bad mood, would you mind telling me about the last relationship you were in?

“Please with me be honour, as it is very important for me. I shall give also you all letters from all my heart.”

Please be open and honest with me, and I’ll be open and honest with you.

“I shall think of you and with the large impatience to wait your new letter.”

You’re on my mind, and I’ll anxiously await your next letter.

“Your Natalya.”

Self-explanatory.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, I can't translate those photos for you. Their meaning is lost on me.